lads! i have an hour free for some gaming and th-
“Update Required, 14 MB/986.3 GB, 590h 04m Remaining You Dumb Shit Thought You Could Just”
My ireland native father once told me that the first time he ever saw people use water for hot chocolate was when he came to america, and said that it was then that he “knew this country was doomed”
ive made a lot of posts that i honestly hate once they started making notes but this one has absolutely taken the cake of “man i really wish i didn’t make this post” because you dont realize how dumb people get when you start food discourse.
however it was definite ly a learning experience. for example here’s some things I learned:
-many people who make hot chocolate with water saw this post and somehow thought that my dad literally thinks they’re the doom of modern america and that this out of text quote from a man they never met was personally directed at them.
-Some people literally had never even had the thought of using milk for hot chocolate. literally flabbergasted. ive had people reply, send asks and even DM in multiple variations of “if it not water than what the else?”. Had one dude actually thank me for introducing the concept of milk for hot chocolate. wild.
-There are just some fucking geniuses on this site. So many inanely smart people hitting me up with things like “ummm OP have you ever heard of… lactose intolerance????” and “maybe some people… can’t afford milk?” I never possibly thought of any of that. man i hope yall felt super smart after that. shame yall couldn’t spend some of that riveting world knowledge on googling “lactose intolerant milk alternatives.” the world will never discover what almond milk is.
-some shit about the difference between hot chocolate and hot cocoa holy god i cannot care
-fungi fucker is something you can call people.
-apparently i should just do whatever the fuck the aztecs/mayans did. obviously the optimal thing to do in the year 2017 is to emulate empires that fell in the 16-17th century. as you can guess the aztecs/mayans used water for their chocolate beverages. some people also liked to remind me cows and therefore milk were basically unavailable in their part of the world during these time peroids, thus forcing them to use water for their chocolate beverages and despite them knowing this they still use water for their hot chocolate. These people are very smart.
-it is acceptable human behavior to send anonymous messages to peo ple telling their dad to “simmer down” over chocolate based beverages.
OMG this is the best summary of the Tumblr Discourse I’ve ever seen.
Two men beat a homeless man with a metal bar and urinate on him screaming, “Donald Trump was right, all these illegals need to be deported,” When asked for a comment about the incident Trump defends them saying, “My supporters are very passionate. They love this country and they want this country to be great again.”
“You fucking gorillas and baby monkeys, We voted for Trump. Trump’s building a wall, beaners, and you’ll be going back to where you belong.” Man yells at black elementary school children unprovoked before he swerves his car at them attempting to hit them.
A Trump supporter yells, “Get your black kids out of here. Do you even have a job? Do you know what a job is, n*gger?” Before physically attacking a black man who had come to the hospital to get help for his sick 2 week old daughter.
A Trump supporter sees a car has pro-gay bumper stickers on it and then follows the car, waiting for the 75 year old driver to get out before brutally attacking him while screaming, “My new president says we can kill all you f*ggots now.”
“Leftists are violent thugs.”
Thus feels relevant today
Friendly reminder that this hell site is owned by Yahoo, a company who are now actively advocating for the death of Net Neutrality.
Friendly fucking reminder that the site is actively forcing users to unfollow the net neutrality tag after 20 or so minutes of following it.
Friendly reminder that this site is now actively trying to limit our ability to share information and spread awareness.
Why do we even need to ask for help? She is totally innocent. What we really need to ask for is to make police accountable for their actions.
Here’s her fund for legal expenses
Love Square Cuddling
Don’t like this draft of an upcoming chapter?
I don’t either.
But if entitled readers keep putting pressure on @edendaphne and I, that’s about the best quality you guys are going to get.
We are both mothers, lead really busy lives, and we are giving you guys content for free.
Keep pushing for faster updates and all you are going to get is crap we will rush to do in fear of deceiving our readers.
Thankfully, this message isn’t aimed to the majority of our readers. Most of them are really understanding.
But the few stubborn ones, who keeps sending us messages and comments about how slow we are… They HURT us.
So, please consider the human being on the other side of the screen, spending their free time creating something for you to enjoy.
And loving (almost) every second of it.
I don’t think people understand just how much work goes into illustrated fanfictions. Its a team effort, and both people have lives. It’s a massive undertaking because you both have to be satisfied with the story you want to tell.
Give writers and artists a break. Fanfiction and fanart is free content. Be thankful they want to share.
Be n ice and appreciative and stop the ‘update’ chant, you’ll get stick figures and dot form stories.
My contribution to the Miraculous Ladystick Comic you guys are writing. Based off your dot points.
A MASTERPIECE!!!! XD
Entitled fans are garbage and need to grow up and learn. Not every content creator is a person with nothing but time. Some of us are parents, some of us have jobs that work us until we are weary and some of us are both parents with jobs that work us until we are weary. Ku dos to the parents in this fandom that actually use their free time to give content to us for free because free time with kids is SUPER FUCKING rare. No new chapters of your favorite fanfic or comic? Go outside and enjoy life, create your own fanfics or fanarts, play a video game…literally do anything else but send content creators bullshit messages.
Went to see Moana in theaters. One of the most fun to watch Disney films in a while I just love her and her hair physics!♥
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